Daily Photo – My Glass Is Half Full

Jenny - Pessimist: The glass is half-empty.

Optimist: The glass is half-full.

Engineer: The glass is too small.

Realist: It depends on whether you are pouring or drinking.

Smart Ass: The glass is full: half filled with water, and half with air.

Jenny: True enlightenment comes when one realizes that it is neither half-full nor half-empty, but that they simply need more beer.