Daily Photo – My Glass Is Half Full

June 18, 2007 - 6:09 pm Jenny - Pessimist: The glass is half-empty. Optimist: The glass is half-full. Engineer: The glass is too small. Realist: It depends on whether you are pouring or drinking. Smart Ass: The glass is full: half filled with water, and half with air. Jenny: True enlightenment comes when one realizes that it is neither half-full nor half-empty, but that they simply need more beer.