Daily Photo – Disney On Ice

OK, so this isn’t Donald and his little duck girlfriend. Was her name Daisy? Whatever. I just thought the title was funny, like back in the day when I was a kid and I still thought TV was cool and I watched countless hours of mindless commercials, which featured grown adults skating around the country in Disney costumes like a circus troop for minimum wage because they weren’t quite as good as Dorothy Hammill or Scott Lougainis. Or whatever his name was, you know, the guy who stopped growing because of some disease but it’s OK because his compactness helped him win Gold Medals. OK the title isn’t so funny now it’s made me sad. Look I’m tired, it’s late, and I’m still 4 days behind on this bloody New Year’s Resolution.