Highly Photoshopped Cruiser Ride Photos
Hi, I’m back. Apparently the theme for the cruiser ride was Monsters. I wore a foam Taco Bell hat that I picked up at a yard sale in Aspen. I bought it (for a $1) because Doozer always wears the same one. He didn’t wear his. A lot of people tried to rag on me because my ‘costume’ wasn’t a monster. Well, if you look around the ride, the MAJORITY of the costumed riders don’t read the stupid list and just wear whatever they want. Yeah. Hey, I had a 5′ x 5′ Pirate SpongeBob zip tied to the back of my sissy bar. That’s pretty scary IMO.
To be honest I just don’t have the time to prepare some kind of elaborate costume any more. I had plenty of time when I was suckling off of the corporate teat. But now I have blogs to write and shit. The funniest part is that I got about the best costume response ever from the ol’ Taco Head and Spongebob bit. It is something the masses can identify with. Swerving drunk high school kids look up and see me and blurt out, “TACO BELL!! I want a TACO!” Next time I’m spray painting the thing pink, I swear. Pink tacos for everyone on my Value Menu.
I took some relatively uninspiring digicam photos on the ride. I got home late and started tweaking them out in Photoshop. I think they are more interesting now. Want to see them? You’d like that wouldn’t you. Well, you are going to have to wait. One a day. For the rest of the year. Kidding. Sortof. Hey I need content here, and I just can’t blurt out my goods in the first 30 seconds, no one appreciates that. So I’m going to let them go nice and easy like the big tease I am. Enjoy.
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