Boulder Bicycle Polo is a Shin-Slappin’ Good Time

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Boulder has an impressive list of bike factions. There are the roadies, mountain bike racers, mountain bike freeriders, trials guys, messengers, singlespeeders, fixed gearheads, cruisers, and who knows how many more niches. While some of these groups are often at odds with each other, quibbling and backstabbing like an MTV Crib, one group blurs the lines of stereotype, welcomes all kinds, and challenges all for the title of non-conformity. Boulder Bike Polo.

Polo Players In Action

Bike polo existed in Boulder back in the late 80’s. The fossil record indicates there was a group that traveled around and played matches against other cities. Mysteriously, this group vanished, no one is quite sure why, some think it was an Ice Age, some maintain it was a giant meteorite, but the archaeologists search on for clues.

Doug Render is the de-facto ringleader of the current crew of polo players, he owns the 15 mallets he brings to every game and started the Yahoo Group. He says that it’s good to be the king and reign supreme over his minions. Well, not really. But he did tell me he started the group back in 2000. There are a couple players in the group who have played elsewhere in the past and wanted to get their Crom on here in Boulder. The group meets at various locations in town more or less once a week from Spring to Fall.

Bike polo in Boulder isn’t nearly as stodgy as its equestrian brother, nor as gear-uppity as most cycling sports. The group is pretty laid back and friendly to new-comers. Since Doug brings the mallets, all you really need is a bike. Your bike doesn’t need to be fancy; it just needs to be solid and tough. Most riders have a bike specific for polo. This bike is a low end hardtail mountain bike, possibly rigid, preferably single speed. Many right handed riders reverse the brake levers, moto-style, so that they can wield the mallet in the right hand and modulate the rear brake with the left hand. I played once with the brakes normal, and let me tell you, coming to a full stop using only the front brake while swinging a mallet at a little ball is tricky.

Polo Player Hit the Deck

The rules are pretty simple, and apparently vary from region to region. Here they play with a smaller goal and no goalie, because they don’t really want to play it like the French. There really doesn’t appear to be whole lot of strategy involved, it’s mostly like a bunch of 6 year olds playing soccer, just a mass of bikes swarming around a miniature soccer ball and swinging away. But the game is deceptively hard. Expert bike handling skills are obviously a must, much of the play involves getting positioning in the right place and ‘jousting’ your opponents, trying to out-balance them. In addition to that, it is pretty hard to hit that little ball with any kind of finesse. Smacking it as hard as you can isn’t too tough, but dribbling that sucker is harder than the 21st switchback on L’Alp Duez. The game really isn’t as dangerous as it might sound though. The worst injury Doug can remember is a nasty chainring slice to the leg. In fact I didn’t see any players wearing any protective gear at all, other than standard bike helmets.

Bicycle Polo. The game of Kings. Bike Skills, fitness, big sticks, smack-talkin’, a little ball, what more could a bike deviant ask for? So if this all sounds like a pretty good time, check out the Yahoo Group for the time and location of next weeks game and giver a swing.

Links:

Boulder Bike Polo
US Bicycle Polo Association, Inc.
American Bicycle Polo Association

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3 Responses to “Boulder Bicycle Polo is a Shin-Slappin’ Good Time”

  1. John Kennedy on June 23rd, 2006 6:35 pm

    A great article on bike polo in Boulder and thanks for including a link to our site http://www.bikepolo.com. I really liked the photos. Talk to the guys at New Belgium Brewing in Fort Collins. They have some of our gear and may be willing to help build things up. They are an outstanding, eco-friendly company that makes a great tasting beer in Fat Tire Ale. I wish we had connection to them as an added justification for this shameless plug, but we don’t. Not yet anyway :-)

  2. Todd on June 23rd, 2006 9:38 pm

    Hey,
    Nice write up, we played with Dougs Crew a few times and had a blast. We are a Fort Collins Team playing since 1994, and myself and a few other have been with the FC team since the beginning.

    Here is our current site…
    http://www.jebb.com/bikehockey/

    Love to play the Boulder team it is always fun.
    Todd

  3. Doug on June 26th, 2006 10:55 am

    Fat Tire is an extraordinarily average beer and Kim Jordan is an ice queen.

    Fort C already has a cool game with Todd et al. Hopefully we can work out another front-range inter-league match.

    -Doug

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